hannah montana is not just for little kids

so, my title pretty much has nothing to do with what im going to write about, but i thought i'd mix it up a bit and just put random things in the title.
last night i went to a nightclub and i was a little bit drunk but i drank beer so i was sick this morning. however, i do have this to say:

Dear American Boys,
You might think you are being really smooth when you slide up to girls on the dancefloor and just start dancing with them without actually checking whether they want to dance with you, but you are not. you are not smooth at all. here is what i'm going to tell you about dancing with girls. you will know the girls it is appropriate to dance with. the easy way to find them is to look for the girls that are dressed like sluts. also, it helps if there are just 2 or 3 of them and they are grinding all over each other and pulling pouty faces like they are having sex and having orgasms RIGHT THERE ON THE DANCE FLOOR while they are standing up. you have a good chance with them. they would be more than happy to grind thier butt into your nob, im sure. HOWEVER, if you see a few girls dancing with a decent distance inbetween them, and they are mainly just smiling and laughing with each other, GENERALLY speaking, they are just out to have fun with thier friends and you are not wanted. also, it doesnt help if you try to dance with ALL of the girls in the group. im so sure, that after a girls friend is like, no i dont want to dance with you, that she is going to want to. if one rejects you, its almost certain they will all reject you. Here is another helpful hint for you: lets just say, you go up to a girl and take her hand to dance. if she says no, its probably not going to change her mind if you start KISSING HER HAND on the dancefloor. especially if she is trying to pull her hand away and you have too good a grip for her to suceed. all this does is creep her out. also, it might just be because you are cocky, but why is it that you think that even tho the girl just turned down the guy walking away right now, she will say yes to you anyway. unless the guy was a creepy emo/goth/just plain creepy, this is not going to happen. and if they guy did happen to be one of the above, you know, show some manners for the poor guy and wait till, oh, i dont know, he's actually walked away before you try to woo the girl (ha ha ha woo. what a funny word). also, man, dont try to slide in to a group of girls dancing. what the fuck? you arent suave, your just an idiot if you try this trick.
once again, american boys, im just stating this generally. there are some girls who would go for all this crap. one prime examples name starts with a t and has a very generic last name (do you get it hanna? huh?). these girls are what we call SLUTS and you know what? help yourselves. but dont try your stupid moves on me unless you are exceptionally good looking. even then, dont try it, maybe you could just.. i dont know.. talk to me, rather than being all creepy like?... just a suggestion.
much love (but not really that much love)
ann-marie

im bored and tired now.
xoxox

have some freaking manners!

SO! i left the country over a month ago, but apparently i am too lazy to remember to blog.
however, i feel i must return to blogging because i spend most of my time on facebook, WAITING for people to write back to me but they never do. i try to make full on convos but eventually i take too long to write back because i forget, or they just are not interested anymore. its like, after you've gotten past the original point, then you have nothing to talk about and then it is awkward.
however, i want to give some basic etiquette lessons right here.

1. if someone writes to you on facebook asking how you are going, it is JUST POLITE to reply with a simple, im good thanks, how are you. you know, im not going to force details out of you, but its just rude to ignore me. people who just ignore my comments are just plain rude. specifically, there is one person who i will admit i do not speak to often. but i used to be very good friends with her, and i wrote her about something i remembered us doing, and she completely ignored me. im just like, whatever RUDE PERSON
2. actually, thats all i can think of right now that involves facebook... sorry.

i fell asleep with a texta in bed so i now have texta all over me because it is so hot here that i sleep with just my undies and bra on. LUCKILY i didnt get any texta on my clothes, because they are from victorias secret and were quite expensive. but as i type this, i am sitting in the bath soaking to get the stupid permanent texta off my body. it is harder than it seems, especially as i dont want to scrub because im scared that the small amount of tan that 4 weeks of being outdoors will scrub away. i like that tan. it took me a long time to get it, and i am still death pale. i also may have drawn tattoos all over my body in boredom after i discovered the lines. this was stupid, as i now have ANNMARIES BOOBS written in BIG LETTERS across my chest. also, i did it in a mirror so its backwards. kind of like what happens to karen with the letter K when shes going to prom in mean girls. classic.
i also wrote "mom" on my arm and then styled my hair into a mullet/mohawk type hairdo and pretended to be in jail for a little while. this is suprisingly effective on my new bed, which has bars on it. it was rather entertaining. the jail thing was fun, especially after i drew a scar on my cheek. this time i was smart enough to do it with eyeliner. you DO NOT PUT TEXTA ON YOUR FACE for gods sake. the good news is that it seems to be slowly coming off. the bad news is that its hot in the bath and im sweating and thats not good because i dont like to sweat.
im thinking next time i play dress ups, i'll actually play with L and we will dress up as pirates, since he has mad pirate costumes. i'll have an eyepatch and all..

anyway, i must succumb to scrubbing because the water has started to make me itchy.

xo