have some freaking manners!

SO! i left the country over a month ago, but apparently i am too lazy to remember to blog.
however, i feel i must return to blogging because i spend most of my time on facebook, WAITING for people to write back to me but they never do. i try to make full on convos but eventually i take too long to write back because i forget, or they just are not interested anymore. its like, after you've gotten past the original point, then you have nothing to talk about and then it is awkward.
however, i want to give some basic etiquette lessons right here.

1. if someone writes to you on facebook asking how you are going, it is JUST POLITE to reply with a simple, im good thanks, how are you. you know, im not going to force details out of you, but its just rude to ignore me. people who just ignore my comments are just plain rude. specifically, there is one person who i will admit i do not speak to often. but i used to be very good friends with her, and i wrote her about something i remembered us doing, and she completely ignored me. im just like, whatever RUDE PERSON
2. actually, thats all i can think of right now that involves facebook... sorry.

i fell asleep with a texta in bed so i now have texta all over me because it is so hot here that i sleep with just my undies and bra on. LUCKILY i didnt get any texta on my clothes, because they are from victorias secret and were quite expensive. but as i type this, i am sitting in the bath soaking to get the stupid permanent texta off my body. it is harder than it seems, especially as i dont want to scrub because im scared that the small amount of tan that 4 weeks of being outdoors will scrub away. i like that tan. it took me a long time to get it, and i am still death pale. i also may have drawn tattoos all over my body in boredom after i discovered the lines. this was stupid, as i now have ANNMARIES BOOBS written in BIG LETTERS across my chest. also, i did it in a mirror so its backwards. kind of like what happens to karen with the letter K when shes going to prom in mean girls. classic.
i also wrote "mom" on my arm and then styled my hair into a mullet/mohawk type hairdo and pretended to be in jail for a little while. this is suprisingly effective on my new bed, which has bars on it. it was rather entertaining. the jail thing was fun, especially after i drew a scar on my cheek. this time i was smart enough to do it with eyeliner. you DO NOT PUT TEXTA ON YOUR FACE for gods sake. the good news is that it seems to be slowly coming off. the bad news is that its hot in the bath and im sweating and thats not good because i dont like to sweat.
im thinking next time i play dress ups, i'll actually play with L and we will dress up as pirates, since he has mad pirate costumes. i'll have an eyepatch and all..

anyway, i must succumb to scrubbing because the water has started to make me itchy.

xo