i dont know if you will bother reading this since it has been quite a long time since i've bothered to blog. I would like to say that it is because my life is far to exciting and i cant be bothered wasting time on the internet, but we all know that 90% of my time is spent either on the computer or in bed, and that only leaves 10% of life left and how exciting can 10% life be?
Here is what has happened:
- I got accepted into a family in America and i leave in 6 days. as in, this time in 6 days i will be on a plane. i will have gotten on a bit less than an hour ago, as the time i am writing this is 3:12 and my plane leaves (or do i board at that time?) at 2:15.
anyway, i know you will all miss me alot, and when i say ALL i literally just mean you but because you are such a BIG person you take up enough room in my mind to be ALL of you. NOT that you are fat, i mean big personality wise. this is why in decided i should blog again since this is how you will be learning about my life once i leave you. unless you commit suicide, which i cant say i would blame you for.. i mean what is life without annmarie. but please dont go and kill yourself, it would be very inconvenient for me since i would not be able to come back to the funeral and i would then be feeling very guilty and be scared that you are going to haunt me for being a horrible friend. but if you kill yourself, YOU are the horrible friend. thats terribly selfish. think of the costs! FUNERALS ARE NOT CHEAP HANNA! and lyndal would have to find a new house mate and what if it were a crap one, how could she cope without someone else there to roll her eyes at. i mean, really hanna, just try to not only think of your love for me when you want to end your life. other people would be HUGELY inconvenienced. plus i would miss you a tiny bit. anyway. - I got a new dog. Has my blogging world heard about her? Her name is Honey and i would say i'm pretty sure she's the devil, except that position has belonged to michael smoother since he was born, and he has been alive for longer than Honey. Actually, you know, when we got her, her name was Sweetie-Pie. I never met the person who came up with this, but unless they are under the age of 5, they deserve to be shot. and if they are under 5, thier parents need to be shot because really, who lets a 5 year old name a dog? WHAT kind of name is SWEETIE-PIE for a dog. how do you even get angry at sweetie-pie. SWEETIE PIE dont do that! SWEETIE PIE dont eat my shoes! (which she has done. she is the closest thing to michael smoother ever. really. she is like, the devils.. spawn.) (they were my favourite black shoes) (black heels i should say). anyway! sweetie-pie is a gay name. mum wanted to keep it but i gave her dirty looks plentifully. we were just going to refer to her as Pi, but then we all just seemed to be accidently calling her Honey and the name just stuck. right now i can hear her destroying something outside. reggie is inside because he doesnt eat anything that can be eaten and then some, but i caught honey going through the rubbish bin in my room, so she has been kicked out. she can not be trusted. not only that, but she RIPPED THE SCREEN DOOR OUT! aside from her evilness, she is quite a cute dog. shes very lanky and a bit mentally retarded. if you yell at her she lies down. this makes it very hard to kick her out because you literally have to pick her up and place her outside after shes lying down. she is very stubborn. shes quite affectionate and it doesnt seem to be enough for her to have you just pat her, it is essential that she SITS in your lap and then squirm and try to lick you the entire time. she is also the most revolting eater in the world. i dont know why she has teeth, she doesnt chew, she swallows hole. really, life would be easier for all involved if she didnt have teeth, because then she couldnt chew all my stuff, she would just slobber on it, which is, you know, gross but better than not having any black closed toe heels at all. no. shes pretty cute.
i'm quite frankly bored of this. i will press post and talk later. i need to wee.
bye now!
xoxo
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