i TOLD you i talk lots

so, im kind of bipolar with my blogs.. i dont blog for AGES and then suddenly its like BAM this is my blog that i write to like its my diary and im an apathetic emo. so.. second post for the day. maybe i should get twitter? but thats like, only thoughts and my thoughts tend to be longer than most. too long.
anyway, i would just like to share some american experiences i have had with males trying to "seduce" me, and i "" it because i am not sure if they really think it works? or do american girls have no standards? i think its because they are not very pretty.. kidding (or am i?)

• grabbing me while im at a club
  look. i dont want to be a bitch, and i know this works, but really. if a girl is dancing with a group of friends, what makes YOU think shes going to go, hmm well im having fun, but this guy is clawing at my wrist so i'll just stop and rub my booty against his package.
  for some girls, this is what happens. for me, you are wrong (unless you are zac efron or joe jonas. if you are, you can grab me all you want. i have the priest waiting in the bus.). i am not going to dance with you, or the guy that asks me after that, or the guy that asks me after that or the guy that asks me after that. but MAYBE the 5th guy to grab me stands a chance, no? its not going to stop you from trying, is it AMERICAN BOYS?!!
  you sure do have big egos, american boys at clubs
• the guy collecting tickets for the train telling me i look nice
  ha ha ha. well. so there i am, on my way to new york city, when the guy comes to get my ticket. so into my handbag i reach, and get the ticket. then "you look very nice today, are you going to a party" (oh, by the way, it was 2 in the afternoon. who goes to parties that early, ticket-collector-guy?). so i say, "no... im just going into the city for a couple of hours" and then he says, "well, your outfit is very nice, you sure could go to some parties" and im sitting there thinking, you know what? i COULD go to a party in my freaking tracksuit pants if i felt the need, what the hell?? but i am nice and i say "oh thanks.. but im just going shopping" and then he says, "well im sure you'll get many compliments on your outfit, especially from other boys" then he WINKS!! he WINKS!!!!
  ticket-collector-guy. i respect you, because you winked and that is cheesy. but funny. are you gay or is that a line, your outfit looks nice? was it the pink shoes or was it the fact that my hair was curly? or was it that my lips were redder than usual?
• the old man teaching me how to drive
  far out. if you are over 60, do not hit on 19 year olds. STRIKE THAT!! if you are over 30, do not hit on 19 year olds, unless you think they are the type of 19 year olds that would like that, because, lets face it, kendra from the girls next door was only around 19 when she started dating hugh hefner, who, for the record, is the same age as my grandmother.
  anyway. im driving on the wrong side of the freaking road and there is this 60 yr old commenting on all the "ladies", as he referred to all females over 10 to, walking by. his comments went a little something like this: "mmmm break me off some of THAT i LIKE!" "ohh no, none of that NONE of that!"
  then he goes, so, do you have a boyfriend. YOU STUPID MAN! im from AUSTRALIA and im 19, for fuck sakes. its like, a 24 hour travel time for me to get home. how DUMB would i have to be to keep a boyfriend through this? its just SELFISH!! and you KNOW im living here for a year. there are few and far 19 yr olds that have a relationship strong enough to handle long distance, and i am having difficulty concentrating on staying on the right side of the road. and its been 30 seconds. how am i sposed to concentrate on a LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP! so i say, no.. i dont and he says "pretty girl like you should have a boyfriend" so i say "well, i dont. oh well" and swerved to miss the squirrel.
• the 4 black teens.
  hmm my favourite. im just going to copy and paste part of what i said to hanna here, because im lazy:
  4 black guys walked past me today, clearly they were together, and they all said, one after the other "how you doin sexy?" all nodding me up and down and shit.is that the best pickup line they can come up with? am i sposed to stop and go "mmmhmmm baby, i like yo style?" and then have group sex with them?
  seriously funny shit.

ANYWAY, i would like to put it out there that i do not have a massive ego and that the only reason that guys have been hitting on me is because i dress like a slut.

HAPPY NOW HANNA????