hannah montana is not just for little kids

so, my title pretty much has nothing to do with what im going to write about, but i thought i'd mix it up a bit and just put random things in the title.
last night i went to a nightclub and i was a little bit drunk but i drank beer so i was sick this morning. however, i do have this to say:

Dear American Boys,
You might think you are being really smooth when you slide up to girls on the dancefloor and just start dancing with them without actually checking whether they want to dance with you, but you are not. you are not smooth at all. here is what i'm going to tell you about dancing with girls. you will know the girls it is appropriate to dance with. the easy way to find them is to look for the girls that are dressed like sluts. also, it helps if there are just 2 or 3 of them and they are grinding all over each other and pulling pouty faces like they are having sex and having orgasms RIGHT THERE ON THE DANCE FLOOR while they are standing up. you have a good chance with them. they would be more than happy to grind thier butt into your nob, im sure. HOWEVER, if you see a few girls dancing with a decent distance inbetween them, and they are mainly just smiling and laughing with each other, GENERALLY speaking, they are just out to have fun with thier friends and you are not wanted. also, it doesnt help if you try to dance with ALL of the girls in the group. im so sure, that after a girls friend is like, no i dont want to dance with you, that she is going to want to. if one rejects you, its almost certain they will all reject you. Here is another helpful hint for you: lets just say, you go up to a girl and take her hand to dance. if she says no, its probably not going to change her mind if you start KISSING HER HAND on the dancefloor. especially if she is trying to pull her hand away and you have too good a grip for her to suceed. all this does is creep her out. also, it might just be because you are cocky, but why is it that you think that even tho the girl just turned down the guy walking away right now, she will say yes to you anyway. unless the guy was a creepy emo/goth/just plain creepy, this is not going to happen. and if they guy did happen to be one of the above, you know, show some manners for the poor guy and wait till, oh, i dont know, he's actually walked away before you try to woo the girl (ha ha ha woo. what a funny word). also, man, dont try to slide in to a group of girls dancing. what the fuck? you arent suave, your just an idiot if you try this trick.
once again, american boys, im just stating this generally. there are some girls who would go for all this crap. one prime examples name starts with a t and has a very generic last name (do you get it hanna? huh?). these girls are what we call SLUTS and you know what? help yourselves. but dont try your stupid moves on me unless you are exceptionally good looking. even then, dont try it, maybe you could just.. i dont know.. talk to me, rather than being all creepy like?... just a suggestion.
much love (but not really that much love)
ann-marie

im bored and tired now.
xoxox