I'm so proud of myself

i feel like i deserve some sort of congratulations from the world today.
here's why:
i went into the superstop and shop today with the intention of buying myself a packet of sourcream and onion chips and perhaps a packet of Caremel hersheys kisses and instead got distracted by some incredible green grapes and thought, hmm they look good. so i bought them instead.
awww look at me! becoming a little mature adult and buying fruit all by myself.
i'll give you a moment to wipe that little tear of joy that is running down your cheek, because you are so proud of me, away.

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anyway. i have decided that winning lotto when i get home is the only option i have for my future.
i mean, i COULD go to uni or something, but im a bit too lazy and would much rather just become rich instantly than have to go through all that effort.
speaking of, whats up with that? why must uni go for so long? its so tiresome. i thought, maybe i'll go to university when i get back home, but then i realised i couldnt schedual my life around that, so i've decided not to go.
its an ongoing dilemma in my head, really.
its like, i do want to go eventually but im having too much fun (well kind of) not going at the moment and would like to keep doing that. but i dont want to be one of those weird old people in the lectures with all the 18 year olds. i'll have to become a cougar. and we all know how i feel about younger men (ie never ever want to go there)
so i thought to myself, what can i do instead? and thats when i thought of winning lotto. its the perfect solution...
perhaps then i could become a property developer, like, donald trump or something. does he do properties? theres trump towers everywhere, so im guessing yes. so anyway, i'd be like donald trump only you know, female and hotter. and i wouldnt host some dumb reality tv show.
the point isnt exactly what donald trump DOES, more the fact that hes mega rich and didnt have to be some computer whiz to get there (because i kind of suck massivly with computers.. when im rich i'll have to buy a new one every 3 months)
oh check it OUT! i just looked up donald trump on good old wikipedia and it turns out is IS a property developer. well, they say real estate developer but that must mean the same thing.
im starter than i thought.
oh so it turns out you can go to university to study how to do that. interesting. i could see myself being a property developer. plus i look mega attractive in pencil skirts.
i'd rather just win lotto tho..

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