Stuff Ann-Marie Hates

Lip Peircings

There is nothing attractive about a guy who has weird studs in weird places in his lip. I have a friend who has this, and I have had the opportunity to kiss him, which I have taken and it was fucking weird. Am I missing something? Did we have a class in school called “how to kiss people who have pierced lips” that I missed because I was sick all the time? The entire time we were kissing (i.e. 2 seconds), I was thinking, “the ring feels funny. What if I rip it out? What if it cuts me? This is weird.” And so I made the decision to never pierce my lips.
No. That’s a lie. I made that decision when I saw someone with pierced lips and I thought, fuck that looks weird. Note to self: never get a lip piercing.
As a general rule, I’m not a huge fan of any form of facial piercings except for nose rings and that’s only ok on girls (it just looks stupid on a guy). I am well aware that I had a thing going with a guy that had his nose pierced, but with all due respect, I thought it looked stupid on him too. There are some things that are just for guys (i.e. tattoos on the bicep (that looks extra stupid on girls), getting into punch ups) and some things that are just for girls (i.e. belly button piercings, bras etc). Unfortunately for guys, the girl club is much more exclusive and we have cooler stuff. The down side is that as girls, we have more to spend our hard earned cash on.
Another facial piercing I hate are fucking eyebrow rings... it looks good on maybe 1 out of every 35 people who have it done. Why do you have it done? Are you trying to look tough? You look like a pussy bitch. Sorry, but it’s true.
But back to lip piercings. Who even thought of that? Who thought, I don’t want to get my ears pierced even tho its way easy to hide if I ever change my mind. I know! Why don’t I stick a needle through my lip! GOOD ONE!
Honestly. They serve no purpose and they look stupid and when you discover how stupid it looks, sure you can remove it, but always and forever there will be a little hole there and everyone will know that once upon a time you were a douche who had a pierced lip.