DO NOT DRINK AT FAMILY FUNCTIONS!

some of you may know that my dad turned 50 yesterday, and that he had a bit of a shindig.
my dad also doesnt drink very often, so my brother and i decided to get him slaughtered.
NOTE TO EVERYONE: if you want to get someone off thier face, its probably best to NOT DRINK at the same pace as you are making them drink, or you too will become off your face. its also probably best not to assume that because they dont drink very often that it will be easy to get the drunk. also, you probably shouldn't drink more than them.
because i am told that my dad was drunk. BUT I DONT REMEMBER. it would have been the funniest thing ever, but i was just too drunk to remember ANYTHING I DID LAST NIGHT.
a vote was taken this morning with all of the people in my house (there were quite a few) and it was decided that i was the drunkest last night.
NO!
however drunk i was last night tho, i was still awesome at life.
because i managed to SNEAK INTO THE NEWIE.
well. not sneak in. but there was a ling up and i DID NOT LINE UP. garth tells me i just made up some bullshit story to the bouncer and they let me up.
FUCKEN YEH!
i slept all day today. and im going to sleep again.
night